What GuYs HaTe ...

He loves me n0t,
wen I'm Acting blatantly hot,
wit every guy I'm flaunting n flirting,
lyk a bee ar0und a h0ney pot,
outrageously giggly n all tongue in a kn0t,


he hates me all caked,
lo0kn dazzlingly faked,
sumtymz lyk a wari0r on2 d war field,
my solidarity c0urageously sealed!


He loves me n0t wen I'm snarlingly catty,
hissing n been totally ratty,
flashing vixen eyes wit premenstrual veal,
making Even d strongest keel . . .


yapping 2my Friends about Him,
His love 4me becomes dim,
g0ssipng wiT my gaggle of gals,
he Rather b wit his pals,
far away 4rm d o0hz n aahz, of 2dys g0ssip seminars!


siting muted he hates me,
especially wen seating inside he sees,
lyk a hoity toity mizz,
wit sumtin brewing 2 fizz.


Snapping;snarling; bitin,

he Prays DiS VoLcANo Nt Erupting
0! bt D mOoDz Of a wOmEN


....He LoVez 2 HaTe



*HaSiNa*